Joe Camerota

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I wanna meet beautiful BBW ladies.

So I’m thinkin’ of joinin’ Overeaters Anonymous. That’s where all the hot “fat ladies” are. They’re called “Fat Ladies,” by the way. My dad used to call them “Heavy Set Women,” and that’s wrong.

I wanna be in Overeaters Anonymous, and when it comes…

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I live in New York City, on the Lower East Side. I work in Greenwich Village and perform comedy all over lower Manhattan.

And every day, I see these NYU ladies, these college ladies. Walkin’ around lower Manhattan, wearin’ their yoga pants.

And I love it. I love it. And…

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This lady I met recently told me that she thinks that God is a woman.

And I gotta tell ya, I 100% agree! I one hundred percent agree! 100%! One hundred percent!

Because I read the whole Bible, and in that book, God would not stop bitchin’!

On every page…

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Joe Camerota

Joe Camerota

Joe Camerota is a comedian, a satirist, a philosopher, and a spectator of life. His God is Blasphemy. JoeCamerota@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/JoeCamerota