The reason why you should support Israel in the Israel-Hamas conflict is that you should never judge a side in the war based on who kills the most. That’s a terrible way to judge. The way you should pick a side is that you should always support whichever side does…

On Friday, September 29th in New York City, the city underwent preventable flooding. I have lived in New York City for nearly a decade. I have lived in Woodside, Queens; St. George, Staten Island; Bed Stuy, Brooklyn; the Lower East Side of Manhattan; and most recently, Prospect Park, Brooklyn. I…

I know who I am voting for in 2024!

Dude. I live in New York City, in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. Tonight I did stand-up in the Lower East Side of Manhattan. When I do stand up there, I usually go and eat after at North Dumpling, which is a dumpling place on the edge of Chinatown on Essex Street…

I’m an angry person. I know why I’m angry. I know all the traumas that made me angry. But what am I angry for? Again, I know why I am angry. But the question is, what am I angry for? Like, what if I just wasn’t angry, even though I…

There is an amazing thought experiment called the Freaky Friday thought experiment. The thought experiment is based on the 1976 film Freaky Friday, which was remade in 2013 starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. The 1976 film launched a genre of films called “body-swap” movies. There was even one…

I recently read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. He was a Roman Emperor who ruled from roughly 160 AD to 180 AD. Rome didn’t become a Christian Empire by name until 380 AD. Meditations by Marcus Aurelius is a great book. It’s an enlightened meditation on death. It’s brilliant. You see…

There needs to be a federal bill passed that gives payment to New York State. And with that Federal Money, New York State needs to create a bathroom bill. Here is the idea. New York City doesn’t have enough bathrooms. That’s a problem. Because a lack of bathrooms slows commerce…

Do you ever notice that religions are like never-ending movies? No, think about it. The pitch of any religion is, “Hey, we’re the ‘good’ guys, and these ‘other’ people are the ‘bad’ guys. …