A New Dating App
Guys, I’m developing a new dating app like Tinder or Bumble, but for dudes like me who love fat chicks.
And ‘fat chicks’ is the appropriate term. My Dad used to call fat chicks “heavy set women”, which is terrible. The appropriate term is fat chicks. Because you can fetishize fat chicks, like the song says, “♫ Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin’ world go round. ♫”
So Yeah, as I said, I’m starting a new dating app for guys like me who like fat chicks. It’s gonna be called, ‘Plenty of Whales’.
That’s right, the app will be called, ‘Plenty of Whales’. And I’ll tell you what we got at Plenty of Whales is… plenty of whales.
We got all types of whales at Plenty of Whales. We got “Beluga Whales”, those are fat chicks with boxy heads. We got “Humpback Whales”, those are fat chicks with a hump on their back. We got “Killer Whales”. Those are fat chicks with teardrop tattoos because they killed someone. And of course, we have “Sperm Whales”. Sperm Whales are chicks who swallow sperm. To tell you the truth, that’s mainly what we have, is Sperm Whales.
So look out for my new dating app, Plenty of Whales, coming soon, exclusively for Android.
