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The Drones in New Jersey

Joe Camerota
2 min readDec 23, 2024

What if this is just a case of mass hysteria?

I’ve seen very few convincing videos of anything on YouTube that doesn’t make me think that these are just regular drones.

I think people in New Jersey are taking videos of drones that people are flying and uploading those and saying they’re aliens.

Now, more people are buying drones to chase the “alien drones”, and those civilian drones are being labeled as “alien drones”. It’s like a spy vs spy situation where each side thinks the other is the alien drone.

It’s like a witch trial in that any drone is now just the drone that civilians call an alien drone.

I think the government may have started it to get the ball rolling and make excuses to enact greater drone regulation. I’m not gonna lie: Any time Chuck Schumer uses an event to suggest greater regulation, I tend to believe that, in and of itself, is a smoking gun held by the government.

I think they picked New Jersey to start the mass hysteria that will lead to regulation because they could fly drones into residential areas with loads of money. These drones are flying into some of the wealthiest communities in the United States. They don’t fly into Brooklyn, where I live, which is on the other side of the same water. It’s the same distance to Brooklyn coming off the water. But if they came to Brooklyn, people could get on rooftops to investigate. So Jersey it is. The perfect place to hold a real-life Twilight Zone Episode of “The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street.”

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Joe Camerota
Joe Camerota

Written by Joe Camerota

Joe is a comedian, a satirist, a philosopher, and a spectator of life. “Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order” - Principia Discordia : JoeCamerota@gmail.com

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