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Why You Should Support Israel in the Israel-Hamas Conflict

Joe Camerota
3 min readOct 18, 2023

The reason why you should support Israel in the Israel-Hamas conflict is that you should never judge a side in the war based on who kills the most. That’s a terrible way to judge.

The way you should pick a side is that you should always support whichever side does the least beheadings. I assure you that whichever side does the least beheadings is the best side.

And you might think, “Well, Hamas is doing more beheadings, but what can the people of Palestine do about that?”

Well, they can rat out Hamas.

If I lived in Minnesota and a local motorcycle club was stockpiling weapons to attack a group of BLM supporters, it would be my responsibility to rat out that motorcycle club. I am supposed to notify the authorities and give information in exchange for my safety.

Any Palestinian, at any time, can walk up to an Israeli soldier occupying Gaza and say, “Hey, I know a plan Hamas has to kill Israelis. I would like to help you in exchange for moving myself and my family out of Gaza, and into safety. And the Israeli government will help anyone willing to defect in exchange for safety. Israel wants Hamas out. Any Palestinians willing to defect against Hamas is music to their ears.

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Joe Camerota
Joe Camerota

Written by Joe Camerota

Joe is a comedian, a satirist, a philosopher, and a spectator of life. “Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order” - Principia Discordia : JoeCamerota@gmail.com

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